May 2013
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May 19th
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May 18th
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Yogi Flying
“They defy Newton’s Law of Gravity and believe that if 1% of the population tried to yogi fly, the result would be world peace”
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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April 2013
7 posts
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Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Apr 26th
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Apr 9th
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Brendan is on his way! Ah, I’m so excited! Just a few more hours :]
Apr 9th
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And I’m half-convinced I have skin cancer. Why wont my doctor call me back!?
Apr 3rd
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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March 2013
22 posts
This Jodi Arias trial is feeling an awful lot like Chicago “give them the old, razzle dazzle”
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Got an in with another art gallery owner right here in Lake-O! All I need to accomplish is a few pieces of artwork. Woohoo!
Mar 28th
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I want to live simply. I want to sit by the window when it rains and read books I’ll never be tested on. I want to paint because I want to, not because I’ve got something to prove. I want to listen to my body, fall asleep when the moon is high and wake up slowly, with no place to rush off to. I want not to be governed by money or clocks or any of the artificial restraints that humanity imposes...
Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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“Womens’ supposed greater sex drive was an argument for their inferiority, but...”
– When Women Wanted Sex Much More Than Men Really interesting article about how the perceptions of sex (especially sex drive) have basically reversed gender roles in the past few hundred years. …and no matter what the outcome is, women still seem to end up at home. (via tooyoungforthelivingdead) ...
Mar 27th
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Last night my dad made a pizza for dinner. He was debating whether or not to place the pizza directly on the oven rack or to place it in a cookie sheet to cook. He was leaning toward placing it on the oven rack because that would make the crust crunchy or something. So, I jokingly told him he may want to think about how to get it out of the oven if he does so - unless he somehow has one of those...
Mar 26th
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My Gramps refuses to get dentures, so he gums his...
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Having an exquisite evening with the always classy AnnieLovely
Mar 20th
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Hi. My amygdala isn’t quite fully developed so I’m going to lash out with every emotion that makes its way through my brain and body. That way nobody can misconstrue that I am having an emotional outburst.
Mar 20th
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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“The way to love someone is to lightly run your finger over that person’s soul...”
– Keith Miller (via creampuff) (via biscodeja-vu)
Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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February 2013
20 posts
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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That twat needs to quit flirting with my boyfriend.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 9th
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I should have brought my paints to do art stuff with my soul mate, Annie Lovely : ]
ladyonthewater said: okay i initially thought this said “panties”
That would drastically change the context of this evening entirely....
Feb 9th
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I should have brought my paints to do art stuff with my soul mate, Annie Lovely :]
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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ladyonthewater: Leah and I are drinking wine and watching Jerry Springer. high class. “My boyfriend is a Woman”
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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I had no idea that someone could literally THINK themselves off until 3 minutes ago.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Going to spend a wonderful evening with the always classy Annie Lovely.
Feb 8th
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And Edgar had, yet another, flat tire today. Got the spare on - thank goodness I have one of those at least - and the new tire should be in by tomorrow (hopefully).
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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At least my taxes are done.
Feb 6th