“They defy Newton’s Law of Gravity and believe that if 1% of the population tried to yogi fly, the result would be world peace”
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Brendan is on his way! Ah, I’m so excited! Just a few more hours :]
And I’m half-convinced I have skin cancer. Why wont my doctor call me back!?
This Jodi Arias trial is feeling an awful lot like Chicago “give them the old, razzle dazzle”
Got an in with another art gallery owner right here in Lake-O! All I need to accomplish is a few pieces of artwork. Woohoo!
I want to live simply. I want to sit by the window when it rains and read books I’ll never be tested on. I want to paint because I want to, not because I’ve got something to prove. I want to listen to my body, fall asleep when the moon is high and wake up slowly, with no place to rush off to. I want not to be governed by money or clocks or any of the artificial restraints that humanity imposes...
Womens’ supposed greater sex drive was an argument for their inferiority, but...– When Women Wanted Sex Much More Than Men Really interesting article about how the perceptions of sex (especially sex drive) have basically reversed gender roles in the past few hundred years. …and no matter what the outcome is, women still seem to end up at home. (via tooyoungforthelivingdead) ...
Last night my dad made a pizza for dinner. He was debating whether or not to place the pizza directly on the oven rack or to place it in a cookie sheet to cook. He was leaning toward placing it on the oven rack because that would make the crust crunchy or something. So, I jokingly told him he may want to think about how to get it out of the oven if he does so - unless he somehow has one of those...
My Gramps refuses to get dentures, so he gums his...
Having an exquisite evening with the always classy AnnieLovely
Hi. My amygdala isn’t quite fully developed so I’m going to lash out with every emotion that makes its way through my brain and body. That way nobody can misconstrue that I am having an emotional outburst.
The way to love someone is to lightly run your finger over that person’s soul...– Keith Miller (via creampuff) (via biscodeja-vu)
That twat needs to quit flirting with my boyfriend.
I should have brought my paints to do art stuff with my soul mate, Annie Lovely : ]
ladyonthewater said: okay i initially thought this said “panties”
That would drastically change the context of this evening entirely....
I should have brought my paints to do art stuff with my soul mate, Annie Lovely :]
ladyonthewater: Leah and I are drinking wine and watching Jerry Springer. high class. “My boyfriend is a Woman”
I had no idea that someone could literally THINK themselves off until 3 minutes ago.
Going to spend a wonderful evening with the always classy Annie Lovely.
And Edgar had, yet another, flat tire today. Got the spare on - thank goodness I have one of those at least - and the new tire should be in by tomorrow (hopefully).
At least my taxes are done.